Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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