Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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