I just made out with a guy for $7.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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