And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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