i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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