I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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