When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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