Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
