I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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