he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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