You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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