She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I love having hate sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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