I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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