Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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