I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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