hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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