please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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