so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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