Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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