is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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