are you still at the devil's house?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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