It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.