She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap