That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it