god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.