Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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