Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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