areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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