You're a womanizer and a bitch.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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