Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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