Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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