You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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