how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
you never un-have a 4some
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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