butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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