So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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