I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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