No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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