I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
