he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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