I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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