Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed