Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning