y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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