David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force