Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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