No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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