That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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