Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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