im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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