i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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