obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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