What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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