I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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