shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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