doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
well you can't waste a boner
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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