Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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