: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
