you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
How external is "for external use only"?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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