Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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